Implosion possible. Transcendence guaranteed (one way or another).
❓Section 1 : The Basics
1. What’s your reaction to waking up in a crater, wrapped in a ritual cloak, with no memory of the last 36 hours?
a) Panic.
b) Ask if there’s coffee.
c) Assume it’s Shade’s fault and move on.
d) Check if the cloak’s machine-washable.
2. What’s your opinion on eldritch whispers in the dark?
a) Concerning.
b) Mildly erotic.
c) I am the whisper in the dark.
d) I’ve started recording them for a podcast.
3. You are handed a cup of glowing liquid and told not to ask questions. Do you…
a) Decline politely and back away.
b) Ask if there’s a gluten-free version.
c) Chug it.
d) Offer some to the toaster first.
🌌 Section 2 : Void Ethics & Aesthetic
4. How do you feel about matching ceremonial robes?
a) Love them.
b) Hate them.
c) Tear-away version only.
d) I already have three.
5. How many people can you emotionally destabilize in under 60 seconds?
a) None, I’m emotionally stable.
b) One, if I try.
c) Four. With eye contact.
d) Do sentient vending machines count?
6. Pick a weapon:
a) Logic.
b) Void-infused sarcasm.
c) A sharp stick and poor decisions.
d) My overwhelming charisma and also, a knife.
⚠️ Section 3 : Cult Compatibility
7. When Shade asks you to “hold this,” your first question is:
a) What is it?
b) Is it ticking?
c) Are there extra limbs involved?
d) I don’t ask anymore.
8. Your favorite kind of apocalypse is:
a) Quiet, elegant, with meaning.
b) Loud, messy, possibly televised.
c) Emotional.
d) One I accidentally cause.
9. What’s your relationship with authority?
a) I respect it.
b) I ignore it.
c) I am it.
d) I seduce it, then steal its codes.
🌑 Section 4 : Bonus Round
10. What do you see in the Void?
a) Peace.
b) Chaos.
c) Myself.
d) Shade doing finger guns and winking.
✨ RESULTS ✨
💯 Scoring
a = 0 points, b = 1 point, c = 2 points, d = 3 points
🟪 0–9 points: Void Adjacent
You’re Void-curious at best. You’ve brushed against the fold, but you’re still thinking too small. You probably brought a clipboard.
Read the footnotes. Come back when you’ve screamed into the Fold and it screamed back.
🟦 10–17 points: Initiate Potential
You’re confused, vaguely intrigued, and dangerously open to suggestion. Your aura is screaming “spiritually flammable.”
You’re not ready, but Shade likes broken things. Orientation begins in the basement. Don’t mind the chanting.
🟨 18–25 points: Cult Core
You’ve got edge, style, and no moral compass. You’ve got enough trauma and charisma to carry a whole doctrine.
You’re in. Robe fittings are on Thursdays. Mind the spiral and try not to implode. It gets messy.
🟥 26–30 points: You’re Already In.
You didn’t take the quiz. The quiz took you. Possibly both. Either way, congratulations: you are the spiral. You’ve always been the spiral. See you in the center.
