Greetings,

Thank you for your message.

I am currently out of office, off-grid, and out of patience. I will be unavailable from [REDACTED] until such time as linear time resumes functioning or the Void releases its hold on my calendar—whichever comes first.

During this period, I will have limited access to comms, reason, or restraint.

If your matter is urgent:

• Whisper it to a mirror at midnight.
• Phase into a sealed room with three locks and one regret.
• Or contact Ghost Command Operations at ghost.ops@[redacted].inb

If this is regarding:

• Recruitment: Please complete the bloodwork and prophecy alignment form before resubmitting.
• Complaints: These are now handled exclusively by the Void. Expect silence.
• Wraith or Kael: I’m not a therapist. But I am taking notes.
• Geist: You already know where to find me. And probably disapprove.
• Whiskey Incident(s): It was labeled experimental batch. You were warned.

Thank you for your patience. Or your fear. Either is valid.

In light, shadow, and bad decisions,
~ Shade
Founder, Cult Leader, Unofficial Emotional Support Nightmare
Void Division, Ghost Command, SID (Disavowed)