It’s come to our attention that several cultists—I mean followers—have reported the Void making “deep sighing noises” during morning rituals.

We’ve reviewed the footage. It’s not sighing.
It’s passive-aggressive humming because someone forgot to offer coffee.

As a reminder:

• Fold entities prefer espresso over drip.
• Do not offer herbal teas unless your soul is flame-retardant.
• If the altar starts vibrating? That’s just Kevin. He’s sensitive to caffeine.

Today’s community challenge:
✨ Share your “Void but make it cozy” setups (tag @shadesvoidcult on Insta).

Bonus points for:

• Pillows embroidered with eldritch symbols
• Mugs that scream when filled
• Candles that may or may not be sentient

Remember: Just because the Void stares back doesn’t mean it doesn’t appreciate throw blankets and emotional support snacks.

🖤
—Team Shade (currently screaming into a decorative pillow)