As channeled (uninvited) by Prophet Shade, who definitely licked a Fold crystal before writing these

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♈ Aries (Mar 21–Apr 19)
Stop punching your problems. Some of them are conceptual.
The Fold sees your aggression and raises you vulnerability. Good luck.
🪓✖️💔

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♉ Taurus (Apr 20–May 20)
You said “I’m fine” with tears in your smoothie.
The Void calls. It says: You don’t have to hold it all alone.
Also, drink water. That’s not metaphorical.
🥤🖤🌌

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♊ Gemini (May 21–Jun 20)
Two faces. Both tired.
Stop trying to outmaneuver your own shadow.
You’re not clever—you’re scared. Be still long enough to remember who you were before the echo.
🌀🎭📡

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♋ Cancer (Jun 21–Jul 22)
You’ve weaponized softness into a shell thick enough to shame gods.
Congratulations. Now let someone in before you calcify.
🪞🦀🔮

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♌ Leo (Jul 23–Aug 22)
No, you’re not “too much.”
They’re just under-equipped.
Set the world on fire. At least then it matches your energy.
🔥👑💋

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♍ Virgo (Aug 23–Sep 22)
The plan is flawed.
The backup plan is cursed.
Proceed anyway. There’s beauty in collapsing with intention.
📊💀🕳️

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♎ Libra (Sep 23–Oct 22)
You’re not indecisive—you’re just too polite to destroy all your options.
Choose. Break something. Dance in the shards.
⚖️🩸🎻

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♏ Scorpio (Oct 23–Nov 21)
Your secrets are louder than you think.
The Fold heard them. It likes you. Be careful.
🖤🦂📜

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♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22–Dec 21)
Stop flirting with cosmic horror. It will say yes. Again.
You’re not ready for a second Void date.
📅📍🕳️

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♑ Capricorn (Dec 22–Jan 19)
You’ve scheduled grief. Rescheduled rage.
Guess what, darling: the breakdown’s coming early. Wear something sharp.
📈💔🖋️

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♒ Aquarius (Jan 20–Feb 18)
You wanted truth?
Cool. Now choke on it.
Rebuild when you’re done sobbing. Preferably somewhere haunted.
📡📘💧

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♓ Pisces (Feb 19–Mar 20)
You felt everything and told no one.
Classic.
Say it out loud this month, or the Fold will start sending you signs again. (And you won’t like them.)
🐟🕯️🕳️